A collection of quotes both original and borrowed.

 

  • Keeping control is like holding an egg. The tighter you grip it, the more likely you are to break it and watch it run through your fingers.

  • “We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.”
    — Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • “I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘… I drank what?’”
    — Val Kilmer (Real Genius)

  • Character assassination is the ignoble action of the indefensible.

  • You cannot reason with unreasonable people.

  • The only absolute is that absolutism is absolutely ridiculous.

  • Why do we have to wait for a crisis to protect our environment?

  • “Patriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my country right or wrong, which is infamous, or my country is always right, which is imbecile.”
    — Patrick O’Brian

  • When life is at it’s lowest, there’s nowhere to go but up.

  • “Jimmy cracked corn… and I don’t care. What in the hell kinda attitude is that?”
    — Dennis Miller